CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of brew like a individual needs oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it gives me unease. Decaf doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my soul. I am an individual of custom, and that tradition is my daily